I sometimes wish that when I've met someone for the first time, that they'll hand me a card with a short narrative on what are ultimately the important bits of their personal history. Honestly, I think it would save time. Here's an example.
Jane/John Doe
30, Single, Middle of 3 kids, Parents are Professors, OSU Grad Student, Live Music Lover, Originally from New Mexico, Politically Moderate. I love Chinese food. I often pretend I can tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese people on the street. I go shopping with my best friend at thrift stores and second hand shops, but secretly would rather be at the Pottery Barn. I know what happened on the Office every week by reading the episode updates online every Friday, but really my favorite show is the Real Housewives of Orange County. I will nod at you while you blather on and on about whatever it is you just said only because it makes me look more interesting and seemingly invested in whatever the hell you are saying...
Okay, everyone start writing up their first drafts. We'll compare at the bar.
